I was putting away towels in the bathroom and noticed that A.’s toothbrush wasn’t in the holder. I asked where it was, and he shrugged and said he didn’t know.

“I think it’s in my bag from camp,” he said.

Umm, excuse me?! Camp was like three weeks ago!

I asked what he’d been doing all this time, and he said flatly, “Using mouthwash!”

I made him unpack his bag and find his toothbrush, which he did (of course!).

Oi vey … this is the one who is never a problem!