I don’t understand spammers. Perhaps I’m naive, but are there actually people out there who purchase “R0lexx waches” and “VIAGrra” pills from an unknown source that they receive via email? Do otherwise rational human beings actually give their credit card info online to a link from an email that is ridden with Engrish errors? Surely, someone must, because I can’t fathom what the incentive is for these idiots to continue sending spam messages.

On a side note, whoever recorded the voice of “Rachel from Cardmember Services” should hang her head in shame and work hard labor for the rest of her days. I can’t stand her, and I am going to file a complaint report with the Do Not Call list every stinkin’ time she calls. Our home number has been on the Do Not Call list since the registry opened, and I added our cell numbers to it, as well.

For the record, I happen to like Spam – the food, not the annoying emails & phone calls. I once won the girls’ division of a Spam pizza-eating contest in my high school youth group. (It was ham pizza w/slices of Spam added to it). I know, I know – that may not be a title I should be proud of, but hey – we all did silly things in high school, right?