… or your imagination, as the case may be!

 

The 11yo likes to create quirky lyrics to popular songs. Here is his rendition of Black Sabbath’s Iron Man:

 

“I am Ice Cream Man — running over little kids in my van!”

 

Oi vey. If I weren’t laughing so hard, I’d tell him that those lyrics are inappropriate. I have to admit, though – the kid has a sense of humor. Warped, yes – but a sense of humor, nonetheless.