pensive haikus

Here are some more meeting “notes”  😉

commiserating
let it go –
weed out bitter roots

only one go ‘round
flying by!
what are we missing?

topsy-turvy and
upside-down,
mind reeling non-stop

ink pumps through my veins
words coursing:
from mind to paper

Bar stool economics

 

I can’t claim credit for writing this, but I think it’s very eye-opening.

Bar Stool Economics:

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. ‘Since you are all such good customers, he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant the men began to compare their savings.

‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,’ but he got $10!’

‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!’

‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’

‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

Life is a highway …

A few months ago, we played a game at work where you had to pick a song from the year you were born, another from the year you graduated high school and a third one that you would characterize as your “life theme” song. For my h.s. graduation year (’92), I chose Tom Cochrane’s hit, “Life is a Highway.” Well, I’ve had that song in my head all day and thought of a few analogies about it that seemed fitting to share.

Life is a highway, but that doesn’t mean you’ll always be going 70mph. Sometimes, you go through podunk speed-trap towns or encounter construction zones that force you to slow down, whether you want to or not.

If you take the wrong exit or turn the wrong way, you can’t always retrace your steps exactly, but if you patiently persist, you can eventually find your way back to the highway.

Periodically, you go through a “dead zone” where there isn’t a decent radio station to be found. Silence can be bliss.

On a nice day, you can set the cruise control and coast down the road. Other times, you have to grip the steering wheel with white knuckles to keep from hydroplaning on the wet asphalt.

At some point, you have to stop and refuel. Running on fumes is neither fun nor safe.

Sometimes you just have to crank up the tunes and drown out the road noise.

There are obstacles on the road, but if the alternative is to sit in the driveway and let your tires dry-rot, isn’t it worth the risk to get out there & drive?

Judge Roy Scream

Every parent’s nightmare is losing your child in a crowded place. Numerous scary scenarios have run through my head over the years, but I never expected to misplace a child while standing in line together …

When we arrived at Six Flags on Saturday morning, we immediately designated a meeting place to rendezvous if we got separated, and I read the riot act to the boys about wandering off alone, who to ask for help, etc. The day was going along great – the weather wasn’t too hot, and the crowd was quite manageable.

After lunch, we ventured to the outskirts of the park to ride Judge Roy Scream. All three boys wanted to ride it, and the little one was just barely tall enough to ride. He wanted to ride with his oldest brother. So, we got to the front of the line and split into three groups: dad by himself, the middle one & me, and the oldest & littlest one together. The gates opened, and we filed into our seats, buckled up and dashed away on the roller coaster. When we got back to the starting point, three of us got off the coaster and began looking for the other two. They were nowhere to be found! Dad and #2 headed down the exit ramp toward the tunnel, thinking perhaps they had run ahead of us. I stayed behind, scouring the crowd and wondering how in the world we could have gotten separated.

Years or moments later, the other train came barreling down the track toward the exit. There they were – having a grand ol’ time and begging to ride again! The oldest explained to me that when the gates opened, someone cut in front of them, and since the rest of us were a couple of cars ahead, we hadn’t seen the incident. They had to wait for the next train.

I commended my oldest for not panicking and handling the situation well. He did what he thought he should do: stay in line and keep his little brother with him at all times.  If I thought my stomach dropped during the Superman ride, it was nothing compared to those few moments! I knew they couldn’t have just vanished into thin air … what a relief.

Political haikus

(written in 5-3-5 syllable structure) 

politics via
poetry
D.C. in haiku

republicans and
democrats:
at odds, evermore

democracy is
costly, but –
I will pay the price

president waves from
Air Force One –
Godspeed on your way

protest banners fly
soldiers march –
their blood earns freedom

oblivious rest
citizens –
sheltered by the brave

listen to me now
congressman –
my name: middle class

families raised on
blood, sweat, tears –
government, stay out

Nonets #1-3

Here are the first three nonet poems I wrote:

The façade falls from her tear-strewn face
Old mask drops to the ground, broken
Full heart beats a new rhythm
Eyes blink in newfound light
Mind wonders what’s next
The past is gone
Forward now
Ready
Step

August sun melts the life out of me
Drenching with sweat, I head indoors
Respite from sweltering heat
Go straight to the kitchen
Refrigerator
A bottle of
Icy cold
Green tea
Yum

Pomp and circumstance rings loud and clear
Graduates file in orderly
Robes billowing behind them
Anticipation looms
The time has now come
Finished, over
Joy, joy, joy!
Smiles
Beam

Nonet #4

I was trying to stay awake during a meeting and composed a poem (a nonet — a 9-line poem that begins with nine syllables and tapers down to one). Here’s hoping for a football season worth buying tickets for. Enjoy!

Raucous crowd cheers and boosts team morale
Spirit colors worn so proudly
Faces painted green and gold
Throng of fans join the yell
Cheerleaders chanting
Students shouting:
“Sic ‘em, Bears!
Go, fight –
Win!”

Lower the voting age to 9

My son and I were in the car together last night, and he asked me out of the blue: “Who are you voting for, Mommy?” The conversation that transpired made me think of all the banter in the news lately and how I wish that if an almost-9-year-old can dig it, why can’t everyone else?

Me: “I’m voting for McCain.”
Him: “Why?”
Me: “Because I think he’s the best choice to lead our country, and I don’t think Obama is.”
Him: “Ebenezer thinks so.” (Ebenezer is a friend from school.)
Me: “Yeah, some people do, but I think he’s making promises that he isn’t going to be able to keep.”
Him: “Like what?”
Me: “Well, sometimes, when people run for office, they tell you what you want to hear to make them look good. They offer things that they aren’t going to be able to give you. For instance, if someone said that you won’t have to pay when you go to the doctor, that would sound really great, huh?”
Him: “Yeah.”
Me: “Well, doctors don’t work for free, do they? Someone has to pay, so if the patient doesn’t pay, who will pay?”
Him: “Other people.”
Me: “That’s right – we’ll all have to pay more in taxes.”
Him: “Ahhh.” (light bulb moment!) 🙂

Second Lives

Gee, where to begin? I said in my last post that I would talk about what to do in Second Life. The problem is, there’s so much to do, I’m not sure where to start to explain it.

I will begin by introducing the elephant in the room. Human nature being what it is, anytime an environment exists that is user-created and [for the most part] user-controlled, there is going to be some morally questionable behavior involved. SL has its share of nude beaches, strip clubs, bizarre people and weird places … if you can imagine it, it’s probably there.

When I talk to classes about this aspect of SL (b/c someone always brings it up in Q&A), I explain it this way: Some colleges (like my alma mater, Stephen F. Austin, for instance) have the reputation of being “party schools.” I don’t doubt it one bit; there was plenty of partying going on at SFA (not by yours truly, of course!). 🙂

However, you choose whether you’re going to spend your time at the frat house or the library. SFA, like SL, has a lot to offer in many positive ways, but the trouble-makers seem to garner the most attention.

There are some really amazing things inworld concerning distance learning, theraputic alternatives for people with autism and other disorders, digital design & programming, and sociological research, to name just a few. It makes me frustrated when people hear that you can make your avatar have sex, and they assume that SL is just some sordid playground for weirdos.

So, I thought I’d share a little about some of the things I enjoy doing inworld. I already mentioned about building and designing; that’s a lot of fun. I also enjoy a couple of role-playing (“rp”) environments in SL.

In one case, I pretend to be a medic in the old west town of Deadwood. It can be quite exciting at times, what with gunfights in the street and childbirth sans epidural! lol

The other rp venue that I enjoy is a fantasy/medieval realm with knights, elves, mages, faeries and other creatures. It is a facinating world of magic and adventure. I can shoot a bow, wield a sword and fly around with scripted wings that actually flap.

There is something cathartic about delving into a character and creating it, acting it out and watching it evolve over time. It’s very much like writing a story, only you get to observe the story as you write. The story, however, remains your own to devise.